Yep, dropped the laptop last night. I was able to keep it damage free for a year minus 31 days, which is more than I can say for the car...Azula lasted just over three months before I rammed her into the side of my garage. Therefore, I figure that I'll be able to have my washer for a good two yearsish before I somehow ruin it forever. You know how people say that the extended warranty and extra stuff they offer you at the checkout counter is a ripoff? For people like you, it might be. You, fair reader, are talented and wouldn't make a silly mistake like I did. Me, however, I need all of the extended coverage I can get. Heck, I might as well invest money in bubble wrap stock and cover my life with it. Maybe, what I really need to do is get life insurance. Not the kind that you get so that your wife and children will not be left peniless after your death. Nope, I need insurance that will protect me from myself. Stubbed toe? Claim. Forget to pay bills? Claim. Statement that causes me to need to put my foot in my mouth? Claim. Obviously, my parents did not purchase the extended warranty when they brought me home from the hospital. Thanks, mom and dad!
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