Design Schizophrenia and Other Housekeeping Stuff

1. Look!  I changed the design of the blog for the 15,000th time this year!  This shows that I can't make a decision and stick with it.
2. Did you know I exaggerate?  Really? You didn't?  Were you NOT paying attention?
3. Moving is a lot more fun when you have two weeks in between when you have to leave your old place and go to the new one.  There's a lot less stress involved.
4. If I'm ever going to become world famous for anything I'm going to need to get better at meeting people, coding languages, and being able to do anything for more than 5 minutes at a time.
5. There is someone who has a blog name similar to mine.  Her blog is much more put together, looks better, and she even has followers that comment on stuff.  This guarantees that I'll never be famous as a blogger.  I can check number four off the list.
6. Now that I have an IRA, you could say that I'm all grown up.  The fact that I still sleep with stuffed animals would completely prove you wrong.
7. I am currently waiting for an explosion or implosion in an area of my personal life.  This will probably affect how I relate to these certain people for the rest of all of our lives.  You think they would have learned something from their parents.
8. There are probably 6,307,200 minutes until the Broncos call and tell me that I am able to purchase season tickets.  These tickets will be in the north end zone in the nose bleed section, but they will be totally worth it.
9. My life productivity would jump if Facebook didn't exist.
10. Betty Crocker was my imaginary friend as a kid.  Even then I couldn't relate to people my own age.
11. There are very few things that are truly interesting about me.  They could make a Dos Equis commercial about me entitled "The Least Interesting Woman in the World."  The commercial would go as follows: 
    Announcer: She always pays her bills on time.  Every once in a while, she'll spring and buy a new shirt.  She has never been river rafting, skydiving, or bungee jumping.  She usually eats three meals a day but sometimes, she'll have a snack.  She has never been late, fashionable, or fashionably late.  She is the least interesting woman in the world.
12. They always teach you how to start essays in school, but I feel that they never really show you how to end them.  The end of everything in writing essays in high school is an afterthought. Much like high school itself, really.
13. One day, Pothole Tarmac is going to be the biggest band in the world.  Possibly bigger than the Beatles.  "Caution: Walkway Ending" will go quadruple platinum.
14. Google's Autocomplete function comes up with the following phrases when you begin to search for something (my input is in bold):
    How do you get pregnant? (Really?  With as promiscuous as our society is, people still need to ask?)
    Finances with wolves
15. I did not complete number 14 because I suddenly became disinterested in typing, but more importantly being awake.  Many thanks if you made it this far!

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